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How Haddock are you?

I spent the better part of this morning creating this quiz. Start the New Year taking a quiz over your knowledge of Haddock’s insults. For those of you who wanted more insults in the movie, here are some you probably don’t even remember were in the books. Have fun and please don’t use Wikipedia until after you’ve finished the quiz.

Captain Haddock’s Insults Quiz

I’d love to see how well you did, leave a comment and let me know if it isn’t too embarassing.

Posted in Captain Haddock

12 Responses to “How Haddock are you?”

  1. Caleb Says:

    Oh man I got 20%, pretty awful. Definitly would make Haddock frown. Oh well at least I didn’t use Wikipedia and have Haddock call me a miserable molecule of mildew.

  2. Tintinrulz Says:

    I love Captain Haddock’s creative swearing but it doesn’t mean I know the definitions of the words he uses! I got 40%. :(

  3. Trix Says:

    40% Haddock. Must’ve got something right. I was just guessing all the answers! Some of the words he say always seem so ridiculous, you just think he made them up, and that they would have no definition! Good idea, Stephen!

    Oh yeah, I didn’t use Wikipedia!

  4. Tintinrulz Says:

    I didn’t use Wikipedia either, although like most multiple choice tests, some of the other options were a little silly. :)

  5. Stephen Says:

    Creating the phony answers was the best part.Make sure to check out the real answers if you missed them.

  6. Kalli Says:

    0%. I’m ruined! How unlucky do you have to be not to stumble on one right answer?
    I do understand the insults in Icelandic but boy, those English ones!

  7. Miss Jack Lewis Baillot Says:

    I got 20. I made him frown. I guessed it all though, but one. I got Blackgaurd right, no idea where I heard that one before. In a book I read or something. I honestly thought he was just making all those words up, very interesting that they actually have meanings.

  8. Trix Says:

    I did it again and got 50% which isn’t much better than my first attempt, and I had even seen the answers!

  9. Mike Dutton Says:

    30%. Better than I thought, but not really by a whole lot.

  10. Trix Says:

    Took it for the third time and I got 90%!

  11. CKC Says:

    50%: I made some educated guesses, and apparently they weren’t THAT educated. Oops! But fun quiz. :)

  12. Saunterer Says:

    Only 40% for me… although that’s better than I would have expected :P

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